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God Drives a Patrol T-Shirt

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God Trades Landcruiser for a Patrol T-Shirt

We all know the story, God created the earth in 6 days and on the seventh day he rested. But then he thought he'd better build himself a car so he could drive around his new creation and check it out.  Had to be a 4WD right?  So on the 8th day God created the Landcruiser.  And on the 9th day he traded it for a Patrol.  Wouldn't you? Show the automotive Gods where your loyalty lies with this Nissan Patrol t-shirt. The funny 4WD slogan is hand printed on our epic quality t-shirts.

✔ 100% cotton, mid-weight t-shirt

✔ Relaxed fit so it's not too tight, but also not baggy.

✔ Side seams so the body won't twist.

✔ Pre-shrunk so it won't shrink in the wash.


Choosing the right Patrol T-Shirt Size

It's easy to make sure you're getting the right size, just follow these steps:

1. Grab a t-shirt you already have that fits you, and measure it across the front from armpit to armpit.

2. Compare that measurement to the sizing chart above.

3. That's your size!